Some Jokes Courtesy of L & T

1) a) What’s your name?
b) What color is the sky?
c) What is the opposite of down?
Say all three words together out loud.

2) Put your hands out in front of you, palms together, thumbs up. After answering each question, fold a pair of fingers in starting from your pinky (smallest) fingers and work your way up. a) What’s your name?
b) How old are you?
c) Have you ever robbed a bank? (Hopefully the answer is no!) d) Than why are you holding a gun?

3) Knock-knock!
(Who’s there?)
Banana
(Banana who?)
Knock-knock!
(Who’s there?)
Banana
(Banana who?)
Knock-knock!
(Who’s there?)
Banana
(Banana who?)
Knock-knock!
(Who’s there?)
Orange
(Orange who?)
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

4) Why was the broom late ? It over swept!

5) What does a tree do when he is ready to go? He leaves!

I know there are more than this….jokes are one thing that the boys definitely love. I’ll have to actually start keeping track of them…

No matter how dark the day, the sun is always shining somewhere!

Jules

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